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Noynoy’s call for people power ‘crazy’ — cardinal By Angie M. Rosales and Marie A. Surbano 05/03/2010

Monday, May 3, 2010

NP-LP war on Aquino’s mental health still raging 

Noynoy’s call for people power ‘crazy’ — cardinal

By Angie M. Rosales and Marie A. Surbano
05/03/2010

Manila Archbishop Gaudencio Cardinal Rosales indirectly branded Liberal Party (LP) presidential candidate Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino “crazy.”

This “crazy” tag was in relation to comments made by the prelate to reporters yesterday who had asked for his view on a candidate’s call for mounting a people power revolt in the event he is cheated out of his presidential victory.

“That (call for another Edsa I revolt repeat) is crazy. Crazy. Crazy,” he said, virtually saying that anybody who issues such warnings of yet another people power should have his head examined.

The threat to call on his yellow army to bring about civil unrest, Aquino has been quoted as saying many times, in interviews, will even be worse than the civil unrest currently ongoing in Thailand with the Red Shirts waging an undeclared civil war against the Abhist government..... MORE  

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Noynoy has no leadership qualities, says Villar By Angie M. Rosales 05/03/2010

Noynoy has no leadership qualities, says Villar
By Angie M. Rosales
05/03/2010

Nacionalista Party (NP) standard-bearer Sen. Manuel Villar chided his main rival Liberal Party (LP) presidential bet Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino, saying it is hard to imagine how a candidate who has zero performance as a legislator can now claim he can change the country.

“If you haven’t been able to change anything in your life, what makes you think you can now initiate change in our country? What makes you think you can be a good manager when you haven’t managed anything in your life?” Villar, in a statement, said.

He stressed that it was important for voters to look at the track record of candidates and check their performance as leaders in their respective fields.

“It is insulting to our countrymen for candidates to seek their votes and expect them to vote for you even though you have no experience and no leadership qualities,” Villar said.... MORE
 
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Gov’t workers in Mt. Province decry non-release of bonus 05/03/2010

Gov’t workers in Mt. Province decry non-release of bonus
05/03/2010
Provincial government employees of Mountain Province have assailed the provincial leadership of Gov. Maximo Dalog for withholding without apparent reason half of their P10,000 yearend benefits.

The employees, numbering around 800-1,000, said they were supposed to have availed of around P10,000 each as part of their yearend bonus, but instead they only received half of the amount.

According to the employees, the amount was derived from P7,000 issued as cash gift by President Arroyo last November with an added P3,000 given by the provincial government through provincial board resolution last December.

The employees expressed concern that their withheld bonus, totaling some P5 million, might be used for some other purpose other than what it was meant for, particularly as the campaigning for the national elections next Monday is in its currency.... MORE
 
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Enemies from the past EDITORIAL 05/03/2010

Enemies from the past

EDITORIAL
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05/03/2010
The bandwagon created by the down-to-earth style of campaigning of former President Joseph Estrada of the Pwersa ng Masang Pilipino has proved its effectiveness that now even the rabid pro-Aquino media are taking notice.

A broadcast network that has been dishing out stories that either extol or defend Liberal Party contender Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino, recently carried a banner article, either in praise or in worry, of Estrada’s effective strategy of utilizing tricycles to reach out to Filipino voters, many of whom are beyond the reach of electronic and print media because of extreme poverty.

The analysis of Estrada’s campaign style, nevertheless, tried to stress the fact that the battle is not between survey leader Noynoy and Erap but for second place, between Erap and Nacionalista Party bet Manuel Villar Jr. and that the strategy is only effective enough for taking away votes from Villar.... MORE  

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That’s democracy? FRONTLINE Ninez Cacho-Olivares 05/03/2010

That’s democracy?

FRONTLINE
Ninez Cacho-Olivares
05/03/2010
In his Sunday column, With Due Respect, former Chief Justice Artemio Panganiban wrote that one of the ways to fight, or at least minimize a no-proclamation situation that could occur owing to a possibility of a Gloria holdover presidency or the emergence of military rule is to ensure that the presidential victor wins by a landslide. That way, he says, there will be no questions over the elections which will then be deemed credible, despite electoral fraud, and the presidential victor is proclaimed.

“Hence, let us vote for the presidential candidate with the best chances of winning, even if he...may not be our first choice, so that the margin of victory would be so overwhelming that glitches here and there would not matter. A huge landslide will also wipe out the effects of cheating and manipulation.”

Then he says that since a “horrendous landslide” is necessary, the electorate should therefore vote for the “presidential candidate with the best chances of winning, even if he ...may not be our first choice, so that the margin of victory would be so overwhelming that glitches here and there would not matter. A huge landslide will also wipe out the effects of cheating and manipulation.... MORE  

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Myanmar’s junta prepares ground for elections focus 05/03/2010

Myanmar’s junta prepares ground for elections



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05/03/2010

BANGKOK — Myanmar’s generals have shed their uniforms and are establishing a new political party ahead of the country’s first election in two decades, but doubts remain over whether any real change is likely.

The military government, which faces strict Western sanctions because of its human rights record, has billed this year’s polls — expected in late October or November — as a shift of power outside its entrenched military structure.
But critics charge that the shift is essentially cosmetic and part of a long expected bid by the military regime to buy some legitimacy.
Prime Minister Thein Sein and 22 other ministers resigned from the military last week to officially become civilians ahead of the polls.
“They will just change their military uniform. Their positions will be still the same as before,” a Myanmar official told AFP.
The premier then filed to form the “Union Solidarity and Development Party” (USDP), a name echoing Myanmar’s body charged with lobbying and social activities, the Union Solidarity and Development Association (USDA)..... MORE 

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First Gen: ‘Our’ green grass and geothermal... DIE HARD III Herman Tiu Laurel 05/03/2010

First Gen: ‘Our’ green grass and geothermal...



DIE HARD III
Herman Tiu Laurel
05/03/2010

A half-page spread in the business section of one of the mainstream newspapers seized my attention. The ad said, “The grass is greener on our side” and in the background of lush green mountains rose a few puffs of white smoke and one line underscored it saying, “Our EDC Geothermal Power Plant in Leyte.” The ad is from First Gen, a Lopez company that has taken over many of the nation’s geothermal plants which is now “their” geothermal power plants. The idea that these geothermal plants that I have since my teen age been taught and told is the nation’s patrimony, collectively owned by the people of the Philippines — the idea that these now are not “our” as a people but “our” only to the Energy Development Corp. (led by Paul Aquino who himself privatized it as head when it was government owned) owned by First Gen so graphically and emphatically claimed really had shock effect.

On the same day news came out that Meralco doubled yes, doubled) its profits from increasing electricity rates. Again, the utterly undisguised and unapologetic report socked me. It’s as if there is no other consideration, no other consequence, to consider; that it’s all right to double profits simply by increasing rates. Some consumer groups stage a protest, a picket at Malacañang, but the government spreads its eyes wide open as if to say, “Why ask us?” Apparently we, the people, don’t belong to this country anymore, or maybe it is better said that nothing in this country belongs to us anymore, not even government. Electricity consumers who pay the increasing rates and from whence the profit is extracted, do not matter; their pains and debilitation do not exist. You and I, we who pay the power bills and the increases who are already screaming in pain and rage, are not heard. It wasn’t like this in Marcos’ or in Erap’s time. All these callousness came about only after Edsa II.

Volcanic steam that emanates from this country’s land now belong to two families; electricity and its distribution owned and controlled by another set, interlocking in some, handful of families; power transmission is also controlled by syndicated local and foreign corporations. The people own nothing, and pretty soon none of the lands in this country will be in Filipinos hands except for the same few families controlling the myriad of other essential assets. This situation is the legacy of Edsa II, which in turn is the legacy left behind by Edsa I and Cory Aquino, with her Yellow entourage. This is the “democracy” they brought, shared non-ownership by 90 million Filipinos and absolute ownership of all the instruments of economic power and growth in the hands of a handful of families, mega-corporations and their foreign overlords.

Can a nation and a republic survive without popularly shared and commonly held economic assets? This results in almost complete leverage over everything else, including politics and even control of the public mind. Paul Guiterrez’s article “Yellow surveys” in People’s reveals the cross directorship in the country’s top survey groups, SWS and Pulse Asia: “...some of the prominent members of the board and stockholders of Pulse Asia and SWS are relatives or friends of the Aquinos. Jose de Jesus, one of the founders and stockholders of Pulse Asia, was secretary of the Department of Public Works and Highways during the time of President Cory Aquino. Antonio Cojuangco, cousin of the Liberal Party standard bearer, initially bankrolled Pulse Asia, while Rafael Cojuangco Lopa, also Noynoy’s cousin and executive director of the Ninoy Aquino Foundation, was president of Pulse Asia until last year.”

One Yellow fanatic texted me denying that Lopa is involved in Pulse Asia, wasn’t it so “timely,” this Lopa’s divestment, with a presidential campaign polling? Ping de Jesus also appears in the board of many Lopez companies. Which brings us to a reported deal between the Yellow candidate, BSA (interpret the initials), and Meralco to “cease and desist” from continuing with its overcharging if and when that candidate sits in Malacañang. This exposes candidate BSA’s special relationship with the oligarchs, and that rumor instead of enticing voters to swing to BSA to get relief from Meralco’s price gouging actually reminds the millions of suffering Meralco power consumers how they were fooled by BSA’s campaign manager Butch Abad who spearheaded the Omnibus Power Bill, precursor of the Epira which gave us the infamous PPA.

A more reliable survey, by the Magdalo, puts Estrada at 24.8 percent ahead of Villar against Pulse’s 20 percent -20 percent tie of the two; thus Estrada is far closer to BSA than Pulse portrays. The Lopez and oligarchs’ survey groups are foisting the myth of BSA’s vast lead to trend the May 10 elections. They’re also spreading the black prop that Erap is withdrawing due to schlerosis. The fact is the Yellows know that an upset from Estrada is imminent, and their plot is no longer against Villarroyo or his sponsor but against the masa and the people. With Estrada, the people and the masa can take back the green pastures, as well as the geothermal power plants, the transmission lines, the water systems, the toll ways, and all that the nation needs to green its future again. 

(Tune to 1098AM, Sulo ng Pilipino, M-W-F, 6 p.m. to 7 p.m.; Global News Network, Destiny Cable Channel 21, Talk News TV, Tuesday, 8:00 p.m. to 9 p.m. “The Potential Upsets” with Tony Gat, et al.; visit http://hermantiulaurel.blogspot.com)


(Reprinted with permission from Mr. Herman Tiu-Laurel)

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Louisiana ‘way of life’ at risk as oil spill threatens fishing grounds FEATURE 05/03/2010

Louisiana ‘way of life’ at risk as oil spill threatens fishing grounds



FEATURE

05/03/2010

VENICE — As a sea of crude oil threatens to wash away her livelihood, Margaret Legnon stares at the boats sitting idle in the docks and wonders how long her coastal Louisiana fishing town can get by.

Not to mention what all those shrimp and crab lovers in New York and Detroit and Los Angeles will do if one of the nation’s largest sources of wild seafood is poisoned.

“It’s going to be ugly,” Legnon says of the looming environmental and economic disaster.

Louisiana’s fragile wetlands are prime breeding grounds for the fish, crab and shrimp which support a $2.4 billion a year commercial and recreational fishing industry.

Already badly damaged by decades of coastal erosion and the ravages of Hurricane “Katrina” in 2005, many here worry the marshes which have supported their way of life for generations will be destroyed by the epic oil spill.
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Ang presidente ko… HE SAYS Aldrin Cardon 05/03/2010

Ang presidente ko…



HE SAYS
Aldrin Cardon
05/03/2010

Jejomar Binay would not pass for a teletubby, but I find his endorsement by Sen. Chiz Escudero rather cute. I could not fathom, however, why Chiz can’t say balls, and somehow lost its translation when he changed its Filipino equivalent to “B,” which Binay’s detractors quickly decoded as “babae, bebong or babes” and made complete with photographs, which, at this point of the campaigns, are clearly for black propaganda.

It takes a real man with balls to own up to his dalliances, and Binay sure has them when he did not deny his past dawdling, killing right away whatever effect such a black propaganda would entail his chances of winning the vice presidency.

Overseas-based Filipino journalist Ares Gutierrez made a funny retort to the situation by saying any propaganda against Binay is “black.” Yes, I found it cute.

Chiz extended his “endorsement” from black to yellow, although his ads on Binay have made their mark as made clear by his sudden jump on the surveys, which Noynoy, Chiz’s president, also clearly enjoys leading.... MORE  

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Impossible dream? SHE SAYS Dinah S. Ventura 05/03/2010

Impossible dream?



SHE SAYS
Dinah S. Ventura
05/03/2010

Now that I know what Sen. Chiz Escudero meant with “B,” I can honestly say that it is one quality I require of a leader for my country. Who has got the “b” to take on the humongous work ahead? But more important, who has got the heart to go with it.

We all know that having the “b” — or the guts — to make important yet difficult decisions is easier said than done. Some might believe courage is all it takes to run a country as difficult as ours, but I believe it also takes vision and compassion. And, of course, it starts out with believability, which comes from character and integrity.

Just remember the time when an honest “sorry” back in 2005 would have sufficed — because a sincere attempt to correct a mistake would have taken more than that taped moment in history. Certainly, it would have taken the “b” to step down from a tainted position for good.

Instead, our “sorry” president stayed on... and on... and made people realize that “b” could well mean “b-tch,” as one of her allies jokingly said at one time. But enough of recriminations (or sorry lack thereof).... MORE  

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Estrada dares DND chief to name, arrest cheaters 05/02/2010

Sunday, May 2, 2010

GONZALES SHOULD PUT UP OR SHUT UP

Estrada dares DND chief to name, arrest cheaters


05/02/2010

Former President Joseph Estrada, standard bearer of opposition Pwersa ng Masang Pilipino (PMP), put to task Defense Secretary Norberto Gonzales in naming and possibly arresting individuals who he said are attempting to bribe officials of the Commission on Elections (Comelec), the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP), and the Philippine National Police (PNP) as part of efforts to cheat in the May 10 elections.

Gonzales told reporters last Thursday that cheating operations have begun but did not give out names of those who are supposedly behind it. 

“Those proven to be involved in cheating should immediately be arrested and thrown into jail,” Estrada told reporters.

Estrada said Gonzales as Secretary of Defense has the responsibility to help in ensuring clean and credible elections.
Estrada added that Gonzales should stop making statements that he cannot back up with actions as he only succeds in spreading fear among Filipinos over the specter of a failed elections.

“Gonzales’ warning doesn’t help. It creates fear among the people. The people get more afraid because of his statements,” Estrada said.... MORE  

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Comelec pressed to probe unverified poll complaints By Aytch S. de la Cruz 05/02/2010

Comelec pressed to probe unverified poll complaints


By Aytch S. de la Cruz
05/02/2010

A poll watchdog, said to have been accredited by the Commission on Elections (Comelec), yesterday called on poll body officials to investigate even anonymous complaints on poll-related irregularities.

The Legal Network for Truthful Elections (Lente), through one of its convenors, in yesterday’s Kahipan sa Sulo media forum in Quezon City, said that the group also hopes to have a meeting with the Comelec soon. 

The group hopes to meet with Comelec commissioners to follow up on its proposal for the poll body to probe into anonymous complaints on such irregularities that are expected to occur during the May 10, 2010 polls.

“We feel the agency is sufficiently empowered under our laws and the Constitution to receive anonymous complaints based on credible evidence,” lawyer and co-convenor Carlos Medina said, adding that Comelec should adopt the same system implemented at the Office of the Ombudsman, which accommodates anonymous complaints to give more whistle-blowers the opportunity to provide the poll body leads on poll-related irregularities.... MORE

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Manila finally ratifies regional pact vs terrorism 05/02/2010

Manila finally ratifies regional pact vs terrorism


05/02/2010

After three years, the Philippines has finally acceded to a long-delayed regional convention against terrorism, making it the third Southeast Asian nation to ratify the document after Singapore and Thailand.

With this development, the Association of South East Asian Nations (Asean) Convention on Counter-Terrorism (ACCT) took another step toward becoming a regional treaty after its ratification by Manila in late March.
The ACCT would be elevated to become a regional treaty once it has received ratification from at least six Asean Member States.

The Philippines’ Instrument of Ratification to the Convention was signed by President Arroyo last March 24 and was deposited with the Secretary General of the Asean last April 21.

The ACCT was signed by the Asean leaders at the 12th summit held in Cebu on Jan. 13, 2007.... MORE

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Don’t count your eggs yet EDITORIAL 05/02/2010

Don’t count your eggs yet



EDITORIAL
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05/02/2010

Liberal Party presidential bet Sen. Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino seems cocksure of a landslide victory in the elections a week from now as the LP extrapolated, based on the last Pulse Asia survey, showing him having a 39 percent preference to lead rivals Pwersa ng Masang Pilipino (PMP) standard bearer Joseph Estrada and Nacionalista Party (NP) candidate Manuel Villar Jr., who were tied with a 20 percent preference.
The LP in a press statement after the survey was publicized, estimated that Noynoy would clinch the presidency with a lead of something like eight million votes from his closest rival.

Noynoy may have picked up on the results of the surveys to also declare to the world through a foreign media interview that the only way he will lose the elections is if he is cheated and that he will lead another people power revolt if that happens.

The survey results of the two pollsters, the Social Weather Stations (SWS) and Pulse Asia, while appearing always tilted toward favoring Aquino and showing a solid and unassailable base remain a mere estimate, a guesswork and a highly paid one, based on not more than 3,000 individuals at most.... MORE  

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Give it to Gibo ENQUIRY Demaree J. B. Raval 05/02/2010

Give it to Gibo



ENQUIRY
Demaree J. B. Raval
05/02/2010

Last Wednesday, while practically scouring the length and breadth of Nepa-Q Mart to look for the best items my limited money could buy (Ilocano ngamin!), I decided to conduct a little survey. As I haggled for the best bangus for my buck, I simultaneously asked the vendors who their choice for president would be. And, not surprisingly, six out of every 10 vendors I asked answered me in this wise: “Si Gibo talaga ang gusto ko, pero huwag na lang. Sabi kasi ng mga survey matatalo naman siya.”

In other words, why vote for a good candidate when he will lose anyway?

That is exactly our beef against the so-called surveys. They coax voters who they should vote for, playing up on the voters’ subliminal desire to identify themselves with the eventual winner. They’re actually a form of political hypnotism, where the audience (the rest of the voters out there) believe what they see unfolding before their very eyes (the survey results). 

As positioned by the surveys, the leader of the pack or the one within striking distance of winning invariably gets the vote on election day because of this mass hypnosis, as it were.... MORE  

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It ain’t over — not by a long mile FRONTLINE Ninez Cacho-Olivares 05/02/2010

It ain’t over — not by a long mile



FRONTLINE
Ninez Cacho-Olivares
05/02/2010
Noynoy Aquino says he won’t fall into a trap by replying to the many accusations against him, especially on questions raised about his mental health.

Truth is, neither Noynoy Aquino nor his spokesmen really answered any of the allegations leveled against him, whether it is the Hacienda Luisita issue, the diversion of the Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway, his do-nothing record in his 11 years as a legislator, his lack of managerial and administrative experience, or even his record as a salesman of Nike shoes and as manager of the hacienda, where big losses were incurred. And of course his alleged mental disorder.

All he and his spokesmen do is to deny the charges, aided greatly by their yellow media that always make sure to put him in the best light.

Yet he and his Liberal Party (LP) supporters are quick to demand explanations when charges are leveled against his political rivals when they deny these charges. So why the double standard? What makes them think that a denial is sufficient explanation when it comes to Noynoy, but not sufficient for the others?... MORE  

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Hogwash BLURBAL THRUSTS Louie Logarta 05/02/2010

Hogwash



BLURBAL THRUSTS
Louie Logarta
05/02/2010

Philippine Stock Exchange (PSE) officials are in a bind, as in caught between a rock and a hard place. A damned-if-you-do-damned-if-you-don’t situation.

By steadfastly refusing to enlighten the Filipino people about that stunt pulled off in mid-2007 by Sen. Manny Villar, presidential bet of the Nacionalista Party, wherein he allegedly pressured the PSE board to skirt its rules in enforcing a 180-day lock-up period for about 30 percent of the 5.3 billion shares he held in Vista Land & Lifescapes Inc. to enable him to cash in on the bullish market during the Initial Public Offering (IPO), they are giving the public the impression that indeed something fishy had occurred.

On the other hand, if they opt to divulge the details of the transaction which allegedly enabled Senator Villar and wife Las Piñas Rep. Cynthia Villar to amass an obscene profit of at least P6.5 billion at the expense of unsuspecting investors, they would be construed as violating the code of silence that has been one of the hallmarks of business dealings in the local bourse for as far back as can be remembered. A no-no insofar as the Old Boy network in the PSE is concerned.... MORE

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Motherhood statements TABLETS OF STONE Larry Faraon, OP 05/02/2010

Motherhood statements



TABLETS OF STONE
Larry Faraon, OP
05/02/2010

It is so pathetic to see Sen. Manny Villar’s Nanay Curing holding a news conference of her own in order to let out the emotional steam she has been keeping to herself as she watches her favorite son being manhandled by his detractors and the multi-media that highlight such mudslinging.

Overall, the idea of Mrs. Villar coming to her son’s rescue may not seem palatable, especially at this point when almost everything, even real emotional sentiments and drenched sobs are suspected to be political propaganda or consequential desperate acts. 

It did not, however, help much in stepping on the brakes of the wayward downward ratings trend of the multi-billionaire presidential candidate now statistically tied with President Joseph Estrada in the second place..... MORE  

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National elections — a national headache VIEWPOINTS Archbishop Oscar V. Cruz 05/02/2010

National elections — a national headache



VIEWPOINTS
Archbishop Oscar V. Cruz
05/02/2010
There are so many questions and reservations. These are even compounded by many worries and fears. These are further aggravated by some panic and hysteria even. All these mental uncertainties and emotional anxieties come from the general public, the electorate in particular. On the other hand: Everything is 100 percent ready. Nothing is left to chance. The machines needed plus the men and women tasked to run them are ready and prepared. The voters have be told what to do. All these pieces of good news in turn are proclaimed by the Commission on Elections (Comelec). But it is still good to note that all contradictory factors notwithstanding, that there are still some people who have their fingers merely crossed and who are simply hoping for the best.

One thing is certain though: Between the extremes of election bliss and dread, there are much more Filipinos suffering from anxiety than those rejoicing in expectancy.... MORE


Flatulent orange superhero has a blast in British poll focus 05/02/2010

Flatulent orange superhero has a blast in British poll



focus

05/02/2010

PORT TALBOT — Captain Beany, a lurid orange baked bean superhero, hopes to blow a wind of change through parliament at Britain’s imminent general election.

The reigning Greatest British Eccentric, who zooms about in a cape and x-ray laser specs, reckons voters are sick of politicians — and need a flatulent superhero to sort them out.
Beany — born Barry Kirk, 55 years old and a former computer operator — is a man-sized baked bean: The tinned haricot beans in tomato sauce beloved by Britons and reputed to induce wind.
He is standing in his home constituency of Aberavon — “the posh name for Port Talbot,” as he puts it, and a staunch Labour-voting area.
The struggling steelworks town on the south Wales coast, home of actors Richard Burton and Anthony Hopkins, was brought to life in style as the zany local celebrity launched his bid to become the town’s MP..... MORE

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